I have a few issues with Bruce's execution. First off, his opener is... meh, but I’m more wounded by the reckless (ab)use of em-dashes — how do you say “dealbreaker” in Hungarian? — — — —
Then there's the issue of Györi. WTF Bruce. Why did you interject another dude into the picture? I’m sure Györi is great, but his presence will not increase the statistical odds of your getting on that. What if he has better hair than you?
My biggest problem, I think, is Bruce’s passive aggressiveness. Or is it passive aggression. Whatever, he gives her the address for his concert and then backpedals. God Bruce, step up your game.
Also, if "I'm not a weirdo" appears anywhere within the body of an e-mail to a girl you just met, odds are you're a weirdo.
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